I'm a demon, ask me anything!

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1以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:05:24.780ID:IXxbSKSI0
greetings everyone

2以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:06:04.784ID:qHeqfQoBa
fuck you

3以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:07:24.391ID:IXxbSKSI0
it's not very nice sir
you don't get away with this

4以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:07:40.075ID:BLvX6CuVp
what's using English?

5以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:08:21.265ID:0GQGyPNT0
you must die

6以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:09:03.681ID:IXxbSKSI0
because it's demonically important sir

7以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:09:16.293ID:WseAV01Sx
Do u like JAV?

8以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:10:35.507ID:IXxbSKSI0
demons are wicked kinds after all, at least from humans' point point of view sir

9以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:11:41.762ID:IXxbSKSI0
please explain to me what the JAV thing is sir

10以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:13:15.112ID:0q8BjV860
you like English?

11以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:13:21.216ID:U9tkEuev0
are you sexy hot demon?

12以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:14:29.365ID:IXxbSKSI0
I'm not sure if I like it sir
it's more like I have to like it sir

13以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:16:45.319ID:IXxbSKSI0
my sister IS a hot demon sir
as for me, I'm not 100% certain, but considering we're twins, sir, you could say I'm as hot as her sir

14以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:18:01.239ID:zmRNT6WM0
magical girl?

15以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:19:52.327ID:IXxbSKSI0
not magical, but demonical sir

16以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:26:33.958ID:javlk2KL0
how was demoniacal lunch?

17以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:26:48.302ID:O9rr+5sP0
👿← your funny face XD

18以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:26:54.391ID:IXxbSKSI0
demonically good sir!

19以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:28:01.630ID:IXxbSKSI0
not exactly what I mean by demon sir
I'm a demon aka oni

20以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:28:40.975ID:NBDsiZn40

21以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:31:53.453ID:IXxbSKSI0
I'm not sure what you're talking about sir
my threads are always bustling sir
don't underestimate me sir

22以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:34:14.053ID:NBDsiZn40

23以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:36:02.851ID:Vo08sgWRM
I am a demon of daemon.

24以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:36:24.927ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, I don't want be too forward here but my threads are demonically inspired so even this late at night, it's a okay sir

25以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:37:39.682ID:IXxbSKSI0
how many horns do you have up there sir?
as for me, just one horn instead of two
twins share horns with each other so...

26以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:38:16.693ID:NBDsiZn40

27以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:39:24.364ID:5PL2ftK9a
is mailer-daemon your friend?

28以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:40:41.233ID:NchWukRYa
You can not escape from death.

29以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:41:11.905ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, it could be a cardinal sin
plagiarism is such a huge sin, maybe it could cost you your heart, especially when your target is a demon, after all, we demons are supposed to be creatures that devour humans

30以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:42:53.881ID:javlk2KL0
I heard that aka oni has demonically spiked metal rods, do you ?

31以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:44:04.337ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, I don't know that person
but if his name includes a word daemon, I'm 100% sure he has some power related to demon, you should be careful sir
it's not like you can always see friendly demons like me

32以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:45:20.343ID:NBDsiZn40

33以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:45:34.820ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, death is one and only equality for every creature on this planet
who could?

34以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:47:01.465ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, your stereotype is beyond salvation
if I have a terrible personality, I'd label you as fossil sir

35以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:48:48.871ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, I'm completely confused here
any good reason for someone to repost my humble threads on another site?
sir, I wouldn't ever do that

36以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:51:43.200ID:NBDsiZn40

37以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:53:54.241ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, I often make my humble threads on 4chan, but not on Reddit
do you know why sir?

38以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 02:57:45.288ID:NBDsiZn40
サブレはr/ japanか r/ social mediaだった気がすっけど

39以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:01:35.532ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, I'm asking why I make my humble threads only on 4chan
to be perfectly honest with you, I can't stand Reddit and Redditors, the stench
they reek of the witch of envy, sir

40以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:07:20.111ID:NBDsiZn40

41以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:10:53.359ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, do you find two horned demons more attractive than single horned demons?
single horns look imperfect to you?
sir, hornless demons are not alluring to you?

42以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:13:55.580ID:NBDsiZn40

43以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:16:54.015ID:IXxbSKSI0
it's very nice of you sir, I thank you sir
sir, if your love interest has some horn, how many do you want?
is hornless even possible?

44以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:19:16.963ID:NBDsiZn40

45以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:23:59.611ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, you are now a member of a society with most advanced diversity we've never seen before with LGBT being a very common concept
but it lacks something, something demonically important, yes, you guessed it sir, it's D, LGBTD should be more perfect sir

46以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:24:52.276ID:fDs1vAmVd
How long your dick?

47以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:25:42.212ID:Y55caL7/d
Try to outran this demon to get left in the dust.

48以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:25:56.793ID:NBDsiZn40

49以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:26:17.557ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, I'm not male
you've got a wrong demon to ask, demonically wrong sir

50以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:27:49.012ID:fDs1vAmVd
Then, how about creating your own dick right now?

51以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:28:45.273ID:IXxbSKSI0
if I'm in demon mode, no one can outrun me sir, it's demonically impossible sir

52以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:30:54.530ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, I'm kinda self centered, as long as demons are accepted, who cares about other monsters
plus, calling someone a monster isn't very nice of you sir, even demons get offended by words casually out of your mouth sir

53以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:32:23.796ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, you don't make any sense here
are you sure you're not possessed by some evil spirits?
sir, are you okay?

54以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:33:59.845ID:sFkB/3rS0

55以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:35:51.395ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, humans can't handle power of demon, you have to forsake your humanity to gain it, are you really okay with it?
it's a decision you will have to live with for the rest of your life, no turning back sir

56以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:37:00.210ID:EG8em4ntd
I'm alright

57以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:38:33.779ID:IXxbSKSI0
sir, now that your ID has changed, I'm not sure you're the same person but if you say so, I'm relieved sir

58以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:42:03.345ID:sFkB/3rS0
give me eigo yomeru pawar or
you syaberu nihon go
hanashi is sorekara

59以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:44:01.979ID:IXxbSKSI0
Google translate is always there to help you sir
now we can start our discussion

60以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:49:43.897ID:25IFfXnwM

61以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします2020/02/08(土) 03:54:54.522ID:jDPYqx2H0
go back to hell you evil motherfucker

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